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We like talking dirty
We smoke and we drink
We're KMFDM and all other bands stink

Our music is sampled, totally fake
It's done by machines, 'coz they don't make mistakes

We don't have no lyrics, our message is nil
We hate all DJs, they're makin' us ill
Whatever we tell you, is meant to be crap
We hate all music, and especially rap

We don't like Michael Jackson
We hate Depeche Mode
We don't care for Madonna
Or Kylie Minogue

KMFDM Sucks!

Our records have stickers, with a warning from Tipper
'Coz they're no good for kids, if we'd get her we'd strip her

KMFDM forward, the ultimate sound
And a message from Satan, if you turn it around

You might think we're stupid, but we're way above it
We don't give a shit, and the kids just love it

We won't sell to a major, for a couple of bucks
No doubt about it, KMFDM sucks!
KMFDM Sucks!
KMFDM Sucks!

Written and Composed by: Sascha Konietzko, En Esch, GŁnter Schulz, Mark Durante, Chris Shepard
Appears On
  Extra Vol. II        
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